9 Types of Women to AVOID

When dating in today's world, nothing beats experience. Most people are simply not worth your time, however taking the good with the bad is the only way to find your soul mate.

To help increase your chances I have gone through the net and compiled a list of the top ten types of women to avoid at all costs.

The Control Freak
It begins with her letting you know that she likes a specific shirt on you, then in a short time she is ordering your dinner and telling you what to eat. She attempts to control every aspect of your life and you let her. She determines what you wear, what you eat, who your friends are and every other aspect of your now miserable life. You become a child dominated by your girlfriend. Worst of all, the moment you try to stand your ground, she denies sex as a punishment or cries until you succumb to her demands. You have been emasculated, please retrieve your balls from her handbag and RUN.

The Stalker
You meet her and she's hot so you love to have her around. The first time she shows up at a guys night out, you are overjoyed because you look like 'the man'. Then she shows up at work saying that she was in the neighbourhood and came to say 'hi'. Things start to feel a bit weird and you questions her about her unannounced appearances. She quickly turns it on you, saying if you had something to hide you would be concerned. Then one night after a long day, you hear a rustle in the bushes outside your room. You look out the window and there she is. She tried to explain that she lost her beloved cat in the neighbourhood, but you know she doesn't have a cat. This relationship will only end like a scene from Fatal Attraction..

Little Miss Desperate
Her biological clock is ticking. In fact when you get close to her, you can her it. She let's you know that she is the last of her friends to get married and she thought she would have tied the knot 12 years ago. When she talks about marriage you can feel desperation in her voice and see it on her face. She looks at you like you are her last hope. She could care less at this point, you are a man and she is going to do whatever it takes to drag you to the alter and trap you into the rest of your miserable life.

This Insecure Chic
It is constantly stated that the hotter a woman is, the more insecure she'll become. This woman starts off as sweet and nice. She treats you well and calls you often to let you know she appreciates your friendship and time spent together. You soon realize that these 10-20 calls a day are actually to constantly check your whereabouts. "Who are you with?" and "Is that a girl in the background?" are questions you find yourself answering while you're at work. She doesn't just want to hear your voice. She is tracking you. She forces you to tell her every hour that she is attractive and spends four hours caking her makeup on just to go to the gym. She becomes needy and clingy then downright creepy soon after...move on!

The Wannabe Bride
At the end of the first date, she professes her love to you. By the second date, you know how many kids you will have, where you will live and have flights booked to meet the 'in-laws'. You on the other hand still have trouble remembering her name. Her romantic fantasies are only shown in Oxygen channel movies or romance novels. If you check her car or purse, she already has bridal dresses picked out of a magazine and you are her prince charming who has come to carry her away. This woman will have no idea what the real world is about. She will be terrible in any sexual situation and she will nag you every day for the REST of your life.

The Total Tease
You are at the bar with your buddies and she is staring at you. She makes her way over and throws her beautiful body on you. You are dancing erotically and sex is on your mind. You offer her a drink and she orders because you know where this night is headed. When you return with the drinks she is grinding your buddy and then your other buddy. You manage to somehow corral this wild philly and as you dance again, those thoughts enter your mind once more. You get another drink, but this time bring her with you and the night continues. When the night ends, you ask for her number and she denies. She held your attention all night and that is what she wanted. You go home, empty, broke and alone...loser...

The Shady One
It was the best date of your life and throughout the evening you both spoke of the next date. You were a gentleman and didn't push things along because in your mind, you were going to see her the next day and maybe the one after. You went to be with a smile on your face only to wake up energized, yet anxious to call her later that afternoon. You finally make it through the day and call, there's no answer, so you wait and call again..no answer. Five fays later you have not heard from her. Then days later she calls you and gives you same excuse about her whereabouts and you go out again. The date is better than the first and you are ready for a third, yet she disappears again. Unless you are ok, with the fact that the girl you are dating is banging some other man for 10 days while you sit by and wait for her to call...stay away!

The Bitch
She may be the hottest girls you have ever seen, however, as soon as she opens her mouth everyone around you cringes. She never has a good time in any situation and does her best to make sure you don't either. She is extremely well dressed and your friends commend you and wonder how you met this beautiful vixen. However, as soon as they meet her, they urge you to not bring her around. The world is against this woman in her mind and now you have to jump into the battle to help her fight. This is not your battle - get out. This woman can be spotted by her persistent scowl and delusional thoughts of her own greatness.

The Gold Digger
This woman will milk you for every hard earned penny you have and justify it simply because she has a vagina. Men, this borders on prostitution! Nothing is out of line to this woman and she will use her assets to keep you working as hard as possible to finance her life. Somehow you forget that your bank account is dwindling and there are other women out there! This woman expects her lifestyle to be financed in every way. The payments and gifts are never enough and as soon as she has milked you financially and physically, it's off to the next poor sap.